Food is not a trophy.
Dessert is best on a full stomach.
"Diet" foods aren't always.
The oxygen-mask rule applies to eating, too.
Swaying is for trees.
Splurges have a short shelf life.
Menus are eye candy.
Free comes with a price.
"Because it's there" is a fine reason for cl
If it's sweet but not fruit, it's not for breakf
It's no coincidence fad rhymes with bad.
The more you sleep, the less you eat.
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